Pappa wants mamma naked
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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