According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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