I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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