Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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