dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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