His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We need to get me chipped asap
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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