We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
