I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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