I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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