Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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