we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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