Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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