I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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