I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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