dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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