you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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