Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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