she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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