Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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