Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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