College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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