Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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