doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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