Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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