If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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