Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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