Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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