HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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