Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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