Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
