He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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