Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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