After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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