Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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