Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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