I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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