I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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