I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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