I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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