somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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