try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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