When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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