I just threw up on my dentist
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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