i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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