so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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