Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
