'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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