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Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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