You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
50% drunk capacity currently
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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