i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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