Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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