so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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