im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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