I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
PANTIES FOUND
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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