Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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