she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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